Thank the Lord for Mary Jane

Last nite’s chain of events:

- 8:34 pm “Dam, let’s go to this cool costume party in San Isidro”
- 9:15 pm “Mom, do we have a costume i can wear?”
- 10:02 pm “Hey buddy, my car just broke down, would you mind driving us there?”
- 11:30 pm “That Santa’s Helper outfit rocks”
- 12:54 am “Welcome guys, beer’s $4”
- 1:01 am “Where are the hunnies?”
- 2: 41 am “You should slow down on that wine”
- 2: 42 am “Leave me the fuck alone”
- 3:13 am “Aren’t you guys having fun?”
- 3:25 am “Check out that dude in a wedding dress, what a fag”
- 3:28 am “Roll it up”
- 4:18 am “CopGirl just looked at you and said something to her ugly friend”
- 4:31 am “Where’s the bathroom? Whatever, there’s some bushes over there”
- 4:45 am “If they play Fascination one more time i’m so out of here”
- 4:47 am “I stole a beer, open it with your lighter”
- 5:00 am “Your friends really, truly suck”
- 5:00 am “They’re not my friends”
- 5:00 am “Then why are we here?”
- 5:00 am “I don’t know, because... um, it’s a party?”
- 5:01 am “I’m leaving”
- 5:01 am “We wanna stay”
- 5:01 am “Then stay”
- 5:01 am “But you drove us here”
- 5:01 am “Then you should have brought your own car”
- 5:01 am “But it broke down”
- 5:01 am “Not my problem”
- 5:01 am “Fuck you, got any left?”
- 5:01 am “Yeah”
- 5:02 am “Let’s go”
- 5:14 am “One of the girls told me that she thought you were funny”
- 5:14 am “Wait until she sees me naked”
- 5:32 am “In a mud fight, Pampita would probably kick Nicole’s ass”
- 5:52 am “Welcome to AutoMac”
- 6:02 am “That bitch forgot about my ketchup”
- 6:30 am "Call me tomorrow, we'll do something"
- 6:41 am “Damian, you’re drunk”
- 6:41 am “Nah, just tired, wake me up at lunch”